Penises are hard to describe. There's so much topography, so much shape-shifting.
In a viral Distractify video, these women do their best to help a police sketch artist draw their boyfriends' private parts.
Some of their descriptions, well, defy description. This one, for instance: "It's like a can of beans."
Or this: "A full GMO banana, not an organic one that's smaller."
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